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Reliable sources inside the warden's office at the Greater Goreville Area based Marion Federal Prison tell FAUX-GGA NEWS Crime Desk reporters their efforts to recruit convicted felon Paul Manafort have failed.  Earlier today in a packed Virginia Courtroom Manafort expressed his desire  to “Take my Game to FCI Cumberland”. Federal Judge T. S. Ellis agreed and awarded him a guaranteed 4 year full ride.  While at FCI C Manafort is expected to be a key contributor on Cumberland’s Nationally ranked Fraud team. The Cumberbuns are currently undefeated. The Federal Correctional Institution, Cumberland (FCI Cumberland) is a medium-security United States federal prison for male inmates in Maryland. It is operated by the Federal Bureau of Prisons, a division of the United States Department of Justice. The facility also has a satellite prison camp for minimum-security male offenders.  Reliable sources tell FAUX-GGA NEWS Manafort used hIs frequent flyer miles to upgrade to...

Foot Fetish FAUX-GGA NEWS sources traveling with the President report Dr. Cal C. Aneus, world-renowned podiatrist, accompanied POTUS on his recent visit to Vietnam.  In an exclusive interview with  FAUX-GGA NEWS, Dr. Aneus said POTUS held up amazingly well during his first ever trip to Vietnam as a representative of the U. S. Government.  The Osteophytes prohibiting Mr. Trump from officially representing the U. S. Government in Vietnam during the 1960s did not present a problem during the trip.  Dr. Aneus had expressed some concern that Mr. Trump's "Really Great BMI" might cause some discomfort for the tenderfoot.