Reliable sources inside the warden's office at the Greater Goreville Area based Marion Federal Prison tell FAUX-GGA NEWS Crime Desk reporters their efforts to recruit convicted felon Paul Manafort have failed. 

Earlier today in a packed Virginia Courtroom Manafort expressed his desire  to “Take my Game to FCI Cumberland”. Federal Judge T. S. Ellis agreed and awarded him a guaranteed 4 year full ride.  While at FCI C Manafort is expected to be a key contributor on Cumberland’s Nationally ranked Fraud team. The Cumberbuns are currently undefeated.

The Federal Correctional Institution, Cumberland (FCI Cumberland) is a medium-security United States federal prison for male inmates in Maryland. It is operated by the Federal Bureau of Prisons, a division of the United States Department of Justice. The facility also has a satellite prison camp for minimum-security male offenders. 

Reliable sources tell FAUX-GGA NEWS Manafort used hIs frequent flyer miles to upgrade to a single cell at the minimum-security satellite prison camp.  His scholarship also guarantees him an unlimited supply of Soap on A Rope.


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