Foot Fetish


FAUX-GGA NEWS sources traveling with the President report Dr. Cal C. Aneus, world-renowned podiatrist, accompanied POTUS on his recent visit to Vietnam. 

In an exclusive interview with  FAUX-GGA NEWS, Dr. Aneus said POTUS held up amazingly well during his first ever trip to Vietnam as a representative of the U. S. Government.  The Osteophytes prohibiting Mr. Trump from officially representing the U. S. Government in Vietnam during the 1960s did not present a problem during the trip.  Dr. Aneus had expressed some concern that Mr. Trump's "Really Great BMI" might cause some discomfort for the tenderfoot.




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