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  "On July 31, 1777, a 19-year-old French aristocrat, Marie-Joseph Paul Roch Yves Gilbert du Motier, Marquis de Lafayette, accepts a commission as a major-general in the Continental Army—without pay. During his service as the Continental Congress’ secret envoy to France, Silas Deane had, on December 7, 1776, struck an agreement with French military expert, Baron Johann DeKalb, and his protege, the Marquis de Lafayette, to offer their military knowledge and experience to the American cause. However, Deane was replaced with Benjamin Franklin and Arthur Lee, who were unenthused by the proposal. Meanwhile, King Louis XVI feared angering Britain and prohibited Lafayette’s departure. The British ambassador to the French court at Versailles demanded the seizure of Lafayette’s ship, which resulted in Lafayette’s arrest. Lafayette, though, managed to escape, set sail and elude two British ships dispatched to recapture him. Following his safe arrival in South Carolina, Lafayette traveled to...
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  July 30, 1956 "On July 30, 1956, two years after pushing to have the phrase “under God” inserted into the pledge of allegiance, President Dwight D. Eisenhower signs a law officially declaring “In God We Trust” to be the nation’s official motto. The law, P.L. 84-140, also mandated that the phrase be printed on all American paper currency. The phrase had been placed on U.S. coins since the Civil War when, according to the historical association of the United States Treasury, religious sentiment reached a peak. Eisenhower’s treasury secretary, George Humphrey, had suggested adding the phrase to paper currency as well. Although some historical accounts claim Eisenhower was raised a Jehovah’s Witness, most presidential scholars now believe his family was Mennonite. Either way, Eisenhower abandoned his family’s religion before entering the Army, and took the unusual step of being baptized relatively late in his adult life as a Presbyterian. The baptism took place in 1953, barely a yea...
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  August 1, 1900 - The Michelin Guide Édouard Michelin On August 1, 1900, the 1st Michelin Guide is published by the brothers Édouard and André Michelin as a hotel and restaurant reference guide to encourage more road travel and thus boost tire sales "Considered by many to be the hallmark of global fine dining and quality cuisine, the Michelin Guide wields immense power over chefs, restaurateurs, and foodies the world over. It may divide opinions across the food service industry, but its influence is undeniable. French chef Paul Bocuse, a pioneer of nouvelle cuisine, once said, “Michelin is the only guide that counts.” The birth of the famous little red book, however, was anything but glamorous. The Michelin tire company was established in 1889 by brothers André and Édouard Michelin in France. It was a time when driving was perceived as a novelty to most, with less than 3,000 cars in all of the country. However, the brothers were quick to recognize driving and mobility as a lastin...
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Reliable sources inside the warden's office at the Greater Goreville Area based Marion Federal Prison tell FAUX-GGA NEWS Crime Desk reporters their efforts to recruit convicted felon Paul Manafort have failed.  Earlier today in a packed Virginia Courtroom Manafort expressed his desire  to “Take my Game to FCI Cumberland”. Federal Judge T. S. Ellis agreed and awarded him a guaranteed 4 year full ride.  While at FCI C Manafort is expected to be a key contributor on Cumberland’s Nationally ranked Fraud team. The Cumberbuns are currently undefeated. The Federal Correctional Institution, Cumberland (FCI Cumberland) is a medium-security United States federal prison for male inmates in Maryland. It is operated by the Federal Bureau of Prisons, a division of the United States Department of Justice. The facility also has a satellite prison camp for minimum-security male offenders.  Reliable sources tell FAUX-GGA NEWS Manafort used hIs frequent flyer miles to upgrade to...
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Foot Fetish FAUX-GGA NEWS sources traveling with the President report Dr. Cal C. Aneus, world-renowned podiatrist, accompanied POTUS on his recent visit to Vietnam.  In an exclusive interview with  FAUX-GGA NEWS, Dr. Aneus said POTUS held up amazingly well during his first ever trip to Vietnam as a representative of the U. S. Government.  The Osteophytes prohibiting Mr. Trump from officially representing the U. S. Government in Vietnam during the 1960s did not present a problem during the trip.  Dr. Aneus had expressed some concern that Mr. Trump's "Really Great BMI" might cause some discomfort for the tenderfoot.
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                       The New Math 1 Bryce Harper = 418 teachers Bryce Harper just  signed a 13-year contract to play baseball for the Philadelphia Phillies.  Over the span of that 13 year guaranteed contract he will earn $330,000,000. The average Public School Teacher salary in Philadelphia, PA is $60,763 as of January 31, 2019. At that rate, the teacher will make $790000 during a 13 year career (if a teacher can survive a 13 year stint in the Philadelphia School System). If you do the math you will find in this story problem 417 does indeed equal 1.
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Heading Home From Hanoi For Some R & R FAUX-GGA NEWS International Correspondent Bab L. Towers reports POTUS held an impromptu news conference aboard Airforce 1 on the way home from the failed Hanoi summit.   In the friendly repartee with reporters, the President said: "Who knew winning a battle in a Vietnamese venue would be so hard?  Didn't we try that once before?   It will be good to get back to Washington for a little R & R".
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