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Breaking Up Is Hard To Do In an exclusive interview with FAUX-GGA NEWS Washington correspondent Simones Wooley, ex Trump personal attorney and fixer Michael Cohen said the 2 things he misses most about his estranged relationship with the Trump Organization are:   1.   Standing around the water cooler on the 26th floor of Trump Tower and sharing bullying success stories with the boss, Jared, and Don Jr.  2.  Earlybird check-in and free breakfast at Mar-a-lago.

Midwest Weather Report Concerned about the abililty of many of my midwest friends to adapt to the crazy weather we experience almost daily, I wrote the following: Global Warming Another day another squall Two fronts are taking form I’m hunkered down and now await Yet one more Twitter storm. One front is forming in the south The other in the west And once again they will collide Right here in my midwest. With agitation in the west From Oscar winning foes, And with kneeling Ole Miss players, We know he's going to blow. So, my fellow midwesterners You'll get your perfect storm, The Equivocator in Chief Will be in perfect form. John Davis February, 2019